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Samurai Sword Umbrella – Katana StormGuard ⚔️🌂
Unsheath Elegance, Defy the Rain – A Masterpiece of Tradition and Modern Utility
Channel the spirit of a samurai with the Katana StormGuard, an umbrella that marries the lethal beauty of a katana with the practicality of a storm-ready accessory. Perfect for warriors of the urban jungle, cosplay enthusiasts, or collectors, this umbrella transforms rain protection into an art form. Whether you’re navigating city streets or commanding a comic-con crowd, do it with the poise of a true swordsman.
Why the Katana StormGuard Stands Apart 🌟
✅ Authentic Katana Design: Forged with a hand-painted, lacquered hilt and a scabbard-inspired shaft that mimics a sheathed samurai sword.
✅ Battle-Ready Durability: 100% waterproof, windproof polyester canopy with fiberglass ribs—stands strong against gusts up to 55 mph.
✅ Quick-Draw Mechanism: Deploy the canopy in seconds with a smooth, one-handed motion—no fumbling in downpours!
✅ Safe & Street-Legal: Blunted, non-metallic tip with a reflective strip for visibility, ensuring it’s mistaken for art, not weaponry.
Features That Honor the Blade 🎌
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Full-Length "Blade" Canopy: When open, the 42” arc mimics a katana’s sweep, offering ample coverage for two.
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Samurai Aesthetics: Intricate tsuka (handle) wrappings and a tsuba (guard) design inspired by Edo-period craftsmanship.
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Portable & Lightweight: Weighs just 1.3 lbs—carry it like a katana on your belt with the included nylon baldric strap.
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Anti-Theft Hook: Secure the hilt to your bag or belt loop, because even samurais lose umbrellas.
Tech Specs 📏
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Material: Fiberglass frame, polyester canopy (UPF 50+ sun protection)
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Open Dimensions: 42” arc x 38” length
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Closed Length: 35” (fits in most lockers, closets, or car backseats)
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Colors: Midnight Black, Cherry Blossom Pink, Dragon Red, Imperial Gold
Who It’s For 🎯
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Cosplay Connoisseurs: Perfect for anime conventions or samurai-themed photoshoots.
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History Buffs: A nod to Japanese heritage with everyday functionality.
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Gift-Givers: Ideal for martial artists, collectors, or the friend who wishes they were a ronin.
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Urban Warriors: Turn heads while staying dry—commute like a legend.
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Practical Dreamers: Because why settle for a boring umbrella?
Real Testimonials 🗡️💬
“I brought this to Comic-Con, and people thought it was a prop! Stayed bone-dry in a storm, and the grip feels like a real katana. 10/10!” – Kenji R., Cosplayer
🚨 LIMITED-EDITION BUNDLE! 🚨Order Now !!! 🚨
Katana StormGuard: Where Every Rainfall is a Duel – Embrace the Storm with Honor.
Keywords: samurai sword umbrella, katana-themed rain gear, cosplay umbrella, windproof Japanese umbrella, novelty rain accessory, martial arts collectible.
⚠️ Note: Not a weapon. Designed for artistic and practical use. Always exercise caution in public spaces.
Unsheath Your Style – Claim Yours Today! 🛒⚡
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